YOUR WEEKLY FUNNY

Without a doubt, Mondays suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to A:MO/COL/SXO Desss at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!

STAR WARS LINES IMPROVED BY THE WORD "UNDERPANTS"

A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your underpants.

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants,up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.

These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.

TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your underpants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.

Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul underpants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants.

That blast came from those underpants. That thing's operational!

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.

Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my underpants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.

You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.

A Jedi's strength flows through his underpants.

These are your father's underpants...he wanted you to have them when you were old enough.

These underpants may smell bad, kid... But they will keep you warm...till I get the shelter built... Ooh... I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

ORGANISED RELIGION

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump.
I immediately ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well... are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Incredible! Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Well that's it for this week folks. I would like to thank for the submissions. Be sure to check back as I will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

RETURN TO THE MORALE OFFICE MAIN PAGE created by Admiral Dronshed and Colonel Desss