Without a doubt, Monday's suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to A:MO/BG Rendl Dronshed at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!

TWO ENGINEERING STUDENTS...
Submitted by Colonel Thrawn

Two engineering students had thoroughly impressed their Professor in one of their core subjects, having achieved the highest marks throughout the semester's continuous assessments.
Being one to give credit where due, the Prof made no secret of his two prize students, continually praising their achievements.
The weekend before their final exam (which was to contribute fifty percent of their final grade), these two geniuses felt they deserved a hard earned break and so went out of town to celebrate their 'pending' success.
Having partied late all weekend (and then some), the two students overslept Monday morning, missing their final exam!
Never lacking in will power, they were determined not to fail, having come so far, so well. Upon rolling into town, they appealed to the Prof, and conveniently explained that they had a flat tire while out visiting and that it was not their fault for missing the exam.
The Professor was very understanding and rescheduled their exam to the next day, much to the student's delight!
They arrived at his office the next morning, where he sat them on each side of his desk facing opposite walls, while he worked on grading the other exams.
They opened their examination books and were both pleased with the first easy 10-point question that came directly from a homework assignment.
You could hear nothing but the quick writing of their pencils in the room, until they both flipped the page, almost at the same time, where the second question read thusly...
"90 points:  Which tire?"

TOP TEN SIGNS SANTA DOESN'T LIKE YOUR KID

• 10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
• 9. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
• 8. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling
• 7. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left are styrofoam peanuts
• 6. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
• 5. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the dork list
• 4. Sends him off on one of them Carnival Cruises with Kathie Lee
• 3. First words when kid gets on his lap are, "Touch my beard and I'll put the hurt on you."
• 2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."
• 1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

Well that's it for this week folks. Be sure to check back as we will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

I would like to thank Colonel Thrawn and Barlee Bre for sending the Morale Office funny anecdotes.

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