YOUR WEEKLY FUNNY

Your Weekly Laugh

Without a doubt, Monday's suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to A:MO/BG Rendl Dronshed at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!

WHEN WATCHING THE CLINTON VIDEO...
Submitted by Admiral Flare

When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling of "deja vu" - of watching something that you had just seen in a similar structure?
Well your brain never fails. By reading below, you will see the remarkable similarities between the Clinton Video and the Titanic Video. Was this just by coincidence... or much more. We will let you be the judge.

Clinton vs Titanic: Incredible Similarities

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hilary.

A YOUNG COUPLE...
Submitted by Colonel Thrawn

A young couple were on their way to Sydney to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make; the reason that they had not been intimate is because she was very flat cheesed. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her.
The guy thought about it for a while and said that he did not mind she is flat because sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turns to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist, he' was built just like a baby. If the
girl wanted to cancel the wedding, it was okay with him.
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she didn't mind, because she also believed there were other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy that they were so honest with each other and continued to Sydney where they were married. In their motel on the wedding night, the girl took off her clothes...sure enough, she was as flat as a washboard. Then, finally, the guy takes off his clothes. After one glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted dead away and fell to the floor.
After she regained her senses, the guy asked, "What's the matter? I
told you before we got married; why did you faint?"
The girl replied, "You told me it was just like a baby."
The guy responded, "Yes, that's right, 8 pounds and 21 inches!"

Well that's it for this week folks. Be sure to check back as we will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

I would like to thank Admiral Flare and Colonel Thrawn and Barlee Bre for sending the Morale Office funny anecdotes.

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