Without a doubt, Monday's suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.
If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to A:MO/BG Rendl Dronshed at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!
SEX LIVES
The minister was passing a group of young teens
sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much Pastor." replied the one lad. "We just seeing who can tell
the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys ! Boys ! Boys !" he intoned. "I'm shocked. Why when I was your age, I
never even thought about sex at all."
They all replied, pretty much in unison, "You win Pastor!"
JOKES
Why are women and hurricanes similar?
when they come, the're both wet and windy, and when they leave, they take your house....
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother looked at your butt and your face and said, "look honey, we have twins".
AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the
doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride
who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew
a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a
hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor
continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of
him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot
that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
Well that's it for this week folks. Be sure to check back as we will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.
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