Without a doubt, Monday's suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to HC:MO/RA Rendl Dronshed at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!

BASEBALL RETARDENCE
Submitted by Colonel HotShot

There was once a man from Poland coming to meet his cousins in America. They took him to a Baseball game. When a Batter came up the hit the ball, dropped the bat and ran. The Crowd stood and said, "Run, Run"
When he second batter came up, he hit the ball, dropped the bat and ran. The Crowd stood and said again, "Run, Run."
When the third batter came the ball was thrown 4 times and the batter dropped his bat and walked. The Polish cousin said "Run, Run!"
His American Cousins informed him and said "He got 4 balls, so he walks."  
Partly Confused, the Polish cousin stood up again and said, "Walk with Pride man, Walk with Pride."

STUCK IN A CABIN
Submitted by Colonel HotShot

Once there were two gay men stuck in a cabin. A blizzard kept them in for 3 days. After almost dying of boredom one of them got an Idea and said "Lets play hide a seek."
The other one said "Fine, and to make it funnier If you find me in 5 minutes I'll give you the best blowjob in the world." So the second one said   "Awesome, but what if I don't find you?"
So he replied "Oh silly I'll be behind the bed."

THE CORRECT ANSWER
Submitted by Colonel HotShot

It was the last day of school for little Johnny and the teacher said "If you get the correct answer you can leave school early." So Johnny was and the teacher asked "Who said , 'I have A Dream?'" So Johnny waved his hand and was saying "Oh oh pick me." But she picked a girl in the front and she said "Martin Luther King"
Teacher: "You can go now. Next question. Who said 'Not what your country can do for you,
but what you can do for you country'?" Again, Johnny waved his hand and was saying "Oh oh pick me." But she picked a girl in the front and she said "John F. Kennedy"
Teacher: "You can go now." So Johnny was pissed now and Said "I wish these God damn bitches kept their mouth shut!"
The Teacher stood up and said "Who said that?!" John stood and said "Bill Clinton and I can leave now!"

Well that's it for this week folks. I would like to thank Colonel HotShot for his submissions. Be sure to check back as I will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

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