Without a doubt, Monday's suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to HC:MO/VA Rendl Dronshed at morale_officer@imperialorder.org. After all we always need a good laugh!

COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS

There is a guy who walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. The guy then starts to push on his hand like a phone and talks into it. The bartender notices this and says, "Hey mister this is a bad part of town and unless you want to get beaten up, stop talking into your hand and get out."
The guy then says, "No you don't understad. I'm advanced and have had a chipped put in my hand so I can talk into it like a cellphone." So to prove that he's not crazy to the bartener he dials up a number and lets the bartender talk on his hand. So any way the bartender belives him and the guy stays at the bar.
Well all of a sudden the guy gets up and runs to the restroom and is in there for a really long time. The bartender gets worried and goes to check up on him. When the barteder goes into the restroom he sees the guy sprawled up against the wall with his pants hanging down and a roll of toilt paper shoved up his butt. The bartender says, "Oh, my God! What happened? Are you okay? Did you get robbed?!"
And the guy says, "No I'm just waiting for a fax."

A MIX UP

It was terrible news. The Pope and President Bill Clinton died on the same day. If that wasn't bad enough, St. Peter had made a mistake. He sent Bill Clinton up to Heaven, and the Pope was sent to Hell. Well, as soon as God heard about the switch-up, he corrected the mishap, and while the Pope was on his way up, and Bill was on his way down, they met.
The Pope said, "Gosh Bill, I'm sorry that you have to go to Hell but I've always wanted to see the Virgin Mary."
Bill replied "Well your Holiness, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are about five minutes too Late...

Well that's it for this week folks. I would like to thank for the submissions. Be sure to check back as I will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

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