Without a doubt, Monday's suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to HC:MO/VA Rendl Dronshed at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!

THREE NUNS WANT TO GET INTO HEAVEN...

3 nuns want to get into heaven,but a priest has a quiz they have to pass. The question for the first nun is who was the first man on earth?
Nun 1: That's easy; Adam.

The question for the second nun was: Who was the first woman on earth?
Nun 2: That's easy; Eve.

The question for the third nun was: What was the first thing eve said to Adam?
Nun 3: That's hard...

Suddenly, the church bells rang, she got it right.

BILL GATES GOES TO HELL

So Bill Gates dies and he looks at Hell and there are beaches and beautiful women, and it was just a paradise. Then he looks at Heaven. It was okay, had some halos and clouds, but Bill Gates preferred Hell. So, in about a week, St. Peter looks at Bill Gates and it's awful! Bill Gates in being chained and tortured, so Bill says to St. Peter
"This wasn't what I excpected! What happened to all the beaches and beautiful women?"
St. Peter responds, "Oh, that was just our screen saver."

CHELSEA CLINTON CAME HOME...

One day Chelsea Clinton came home all excited. She said "Dad I just met this wonderful guy. His name is Mark. He is so sweet and we're getting married in June."
Bill replied, "Well I'm happy for you and all but there is something I have to tell you. Your mother has never been very good in bed, so I have cheated on her quite a few times. So, in conclusion, you can't marry Mark, he's your half-brother."
Well after she got over Mark, she came home and announced to her dad that she was going to get married to a guy named Robert the following month. Once again, Bill explained to her that Robert, also, was her half-brother and she couldn't marry him. This time Chelsea was really mad, so she went up to Hillary and explained the scenario.
Hillary finally replied, "Don't worry honey, he's not your real father!"

Well that's it for this week folks. I would like to thank for the submissions. Be sure to check back as I will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

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