Without a doubt, Monday's suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to HC:MO/VA Rendl Dronshed at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!

MONTHLY BLEEDING

Little Susie got monthly bleeding firstly in her life. Having failed to get what was going on and having been scared she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny, that'd been her friend, and ask whether he knew anything about it. So she did.
Having found Johnny, she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "I'm not a doctor but it looks like someone's torn your balls off."

ALLIGATOR SHOES

A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper, "so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.
"Oh, no!", the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

SHARING PAIN

There once was a husband and wife who were getting ready to have a baby. The doctor had done some research before hand and created a machine to give the pain to the father of the baby. But they could only give the father half of the pain because it was proven that with all the pain the man would die.
The doctor asked the couple if they would like to try it out. After thinking it over, they said yes. So the doctor gave the husband 10% of the pain to start out with and when he said he wasn't hurting he gave him 50% of the pain. When he still wasn't hurting he told the doctor to give him all of the pain... the doctor did not think this was a good idea for all the pain could kill him. But the husband said do it so the doctor gave him all the pain.
The couple had their baby with no pain what so ever. But they were shocked... when they went home later that day... their mail man was lying dead on their front porch.

Well that's it for this week folks. I would like to thank for the submissions. Be sure to check back as I will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

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