Without a doubt, Mondays suck. Here at the Morale Office, we would like to try and make your Monday's just a little more bearable, by giving you a laugh to get you through the week. Therefore, every Sunday, the Morale Office will be posting a new joke, anecdote, or humourous comment on our Weekly Laugh Page, just to put a smile on your face and strength to fight yourself through the upcoming week.

If you have one such joke, something to put a smile on your fellow Imperials' faces, a bright note to start the week, then please forward it to HC:MO/AD Rendl Dronshed at [email protected]. After all we always need a good laugh!

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THE DOG AND THE MAN

A woman was having trouble sleeping at night because her dog, Charlie would begin to snore as soon as she fell asleep. She really liked the dog so she went to the Dr. and told the Vet that she was tired of the dog always snoring as soon as she would fall off to sleep.  The Dr. told her he knew of only one remedy that would always work. He told her that to make sure the dog was on all fours and to tie a blue ribbon around its penis. She didn't think too highly of the Dr.'s remedy but paid her bill and went home..

Later that night she had just fallen asleep and the dog, Charlie started to snore. She awoke very frustrated and decided to try the Dr's. remedy. She got up opened her drawer and pulled out a blue ribbon. Then she tied it to Charlie's private part and laid back down, within 15 minutes Charlie was sound asleep without snoring.

She went back to sleep only to be awakened by her husband who was out with the boys and came home, immediately feel into bed and began snoring. She was just about to go to another room when she looked at Charlie and decided to see if the Ribbon would work on her husband. She got a red ribbon out of the drawer and put it on her husband's privates. In a few minutes he quit snoring. Later that morning the husband felt an urge to go to the bathroom. Charlie a faithful dog also got up and followed his master to the bathroom.

Upon reaching the urinal the husband looked at Charlie then at himself and told Charlie the following: I don't know what we did last night but it looks to me that you won first place and I came in second.

SEX LIVES DISCUSSED

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say, "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come togedda again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Ima justa tella my frien' howa to spella 'Mississippi'."

Well that's it for this week folks. I would like to thank Colonel Thrawn for his submissions. Be sure to check back as I will be updating this page weekly. And don't forget to send your suggestions in.

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